
(Barton Fink)
Lila's hair was turning toward Barton Fink territory, so we took her to the overpriced but convenient children's haircutting salon around the corner.
Gina, the hairstylist, asked what look I was going for. "Short," I said, "but cute. Jean Seberg? Amelie?" "Gotcha," said Gina, and my love of Brooklyn deepened another notch into my heart.

Lila sat in the salon chair, and the assistant asked her what she would like to watch on her little television. "We have Elmo, The Little Mermaid, Pocahontas, anything!"
"Want Dorothy," Lila said. The woman looked a little confused. "She wants Wizard of Oz," I said, as interpreter. "Oh, we have that," she said, and popped it in.
When Gina came over to cut Lila's hair, she tried to engage Lila in a little small talk, but Lila was too busy tracking Toto on her TV. Gina took her to be a nonverbal type, but then happened to ask her if she liked The Wizard of Oz. "That's Dorothy," Lila said, pointing to the TV. "And that's Toto, he's her dog. They go dancing down the yellow road. And the Scarecrow is her friend. And the Tin Man - he dances. And there is a lion too. He sad. And the witch, she green and she laugh. And Dorothy has apples for bessert, but the trees are mad--"
"Well, I guess she can talk," said Gina, over the monologue that continued without any need for an audience.
The end result: cute.
See for yourself.